Ned

Ned is a person who is the most sweetest kindest and handsomest person

Wow it’s Ned

by Urnanzarehot June 7, 2022

Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

by Lil pierre December 4, 2015

Ned

Ned is a very sexy creature with a stinky hot juicy pussy just for Josh dun and Tyler joseph.

1.Wow Josh, didn't Neds pussy feel so good?","ya man I'm gonna fuck the little guys pussy so hard next time"

2."OMG DEBBY, THE BOYS HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON US","WHAT WITH WHO???","YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING NED!!!"

by Clique #420 April 30, 2020

Ned

Ned loves a bit of gambling and jelqing. His favourite tool is a rake and can beat anyone in a sword fight 🍆.

“omg there’s Ned he’s so hot and good at gambling” says women. Ned replies with “AnyMen🎵”.

by Anymen123 June 8, 2025

ned patterson

This is a person who is very loyal with his tight group of friend and likes to start building projects with his friends and is very skinny, he is a little extra terrestrial and eager to eat into cycling and has great catch frames like YAAAAAAAAAH AND YEH MAN

Man ned patterson is gr8

by BOOOOOOOOOY January 14, 2019

ned

everyone runs away from ned , especially girls.

" ew here comes ned take cover! "

by bigbigballs February 14, 2022

Ned

The one who is more goated then the others

Wow he is very Ned

by Nedb123 November 24, 2021