Ironic

When a girl who has had sex has never had an orgasm, but a girl who has never had sex has had plenty.

Cake: I just had sex.
Bean: Did you orgasm?
Cake: NO.
Bean: That's ironic, because I've never even kissed a guy but I've had plenty of them.

by cakenbean March 9, 2009

iconify

to make an icon of. Ie. to idolize is to iconify something/someone
and b.
to make an icon for a computer desktop.

a, he iconified his hero
b. I will iconify my child's picture for my desktop. It will be the icon for the my documents folder

by Louise May 13, 2005

Ironic

If something is ironic it's unexpected, often in an amusing way.

It's ironic that “Erratic conduct and behavior” are reasons @realDonaldTrump is revoking ex @CIA director @JohnBrennan’s security clearance. Adds Brennan has conducted “frenzied commentary

by Reggie Vision August 15, 2018

imanidiot

you are a poohead

imanidiot 'cos you are dumb

by DIE or ELSE i will kill yoo November 3, 2020

iconist

Rocket powered Jesus.

There can be only one iconist...

by Shuga March 5, 2003

iconic

what the dolan twins, james charles, and emma chamberlain collab is

holy shit this collab is ICONIC

by nottodaydiablo June 19, 2018

Ironic Mustache

Currently sported by the Hipster, the Ironic Mustache resembles that of a Wild West Bartender. Large and long, it starts out thick then tapers down to curled, pointy, rounded, waxed tips. The Ironic Mustache can stand alone or be accompanied by a burly beard. Look for one, they're currently all around you...

Yuppie- "Hey, what's up with that dude over there with the crazy mustache?"

Yuppie's friend- "Oh that's a Hipster and that's actually called an Ironic Mustache!"

See great examples of an Ironic Mustache in the Hipster video "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube.

by Brian Thoryk January 28, 2013