Historical Idiot

A fucking name for fucking cunts. If you have this as your username in any social media, video game, or otherwise, kill yourself.

I fucking hate historical idiot, the god damn cunt

by Historical Idiot September 9, 2020

Absolute idiot

Being an idiot and absolute idiot are two different things. Being an idiot is just doing dumb shit all the time. Being an absolute idiot is someone who is reading this entire description on what being an absolute idiot means.

“Jadyn is an absolute idiot. No seriously, that girl needs to read a book or smth...”

by DefinitelyNotHailey May 14, 2021

Cape Coral Idiot

A person who buys $12,000 worth of Home Depot cards hoping to earn points with his boss. This person is too dumb to realize that it is not his boss asking him to purchase the cards. He then is so dumb as to scratch and take pictures of the pin numbers to send to his "boss".

Wayne is such a Cape Coral Idiot. I cannot believe he could be so stupid.

by Bootstrap & Queso November 16, 2018

idiom

An expression that doesn't necessarily have a definition but more of an understanding behind it.

He is still wet behind the ears-meaning: he is still new, inexperienced, and young. Keep tabs on him-meaning: watch him, follow him, etc.

by L.R.S July 15, 2005

idiocracy

A satirical film directed by Mike Judge released in 2006 starring Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph in which <spoilers> Joe Bauers (Wilson), an Army librarian, is judged to be absolutely average in every regard, has no relatives, has no future, so he's chosen to be one of the two test subjects in a top-secret hibernation program. He and hooker Rita (Rudolph) were to awaken in one year, but things go wrong and they wake up instead in 2505. By this time, stupid people have outbred intelligent people; the world is (barely) run by morons--and Joe and Rita are the smartest people in America

Guy #1: Dude, did you see Idiocracy yet?
Guy #2: Go away, I'm batin'!

by e.ogas May 19, 2007

idiot savant

A person who (unlike a true savant in that s/he is not medically considered mentally disabled or autistic) is extraordinarily gifted in one or two specific areas, yet is still incapable of handling simple, easy tasks or common-sense situations. In other words, an idiot savant is an incredibly intelligent ditz.

Wow, that girl can't tell left from right, but she aced that super hard biology test! What an idiot savant!

by whatthepatrick? December 30, 2009

your an idiot

The wrong way of spelling you're an idiot.

Person A: your an idiot
Person B: No you're an idiot, learn grammar.

by c3vqI January 11, 2010