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iPad Kid

Ben Hemphill is the perfect iPad kid.
Ben won’t get off his phone he is an iPad kid.
by B1ldo August 15, 2022
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iPad

I Apple product that is manly used by Gen alphas to watch”Skibidi toilet
My son will not stop watch skibidi toilet on his iPad
by Bending over to make sure you February 12, 2024
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iPad Kid

little shits raised by millennials that can't critically think for shit or have any social awareness.

often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.

if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.

they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
iPad Kid: SKIBIDI TOILET I WANT MY IPAD NOW
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!

7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.

School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
by aflashofthelightning November 20, 2023
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iPad-Stream

Stream your gameplay by recording your TV-screen in 144p with the shittiest iPad you could find in your mom's basement.
12-year old: "I think I should iPad-Stream my pack opening so my friends can see this."

*3 random people are wathing the stream while spamming shitty ass emotes and left the stream*
by Damnbrat_Illsue June 13, 2020
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Mickeys iPad

An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards
Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad
by KEV HENSHAW August 9, 2022
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iPad

A device created by Apple Inc., released on January 27, 2010, that features a display size between 7.9 inches and 12.9 inches, that has been updated for 12 years.
I just got my new iPad Pro M1, but it performs just as well as my 2018 version!
by No source definitions April 23, 2022
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iPad kid

iPad kids are those annoying little pricks who ask for your "MesnGeR kIdS".
Ah yes, the iPad kid. The piece of shit.
by 50xcreative.fun May 26, 2023
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