Albert: He said he doesn't me wearing my Rolex watch cause it make me look like a rich brat, but he wears it, too.
Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.
Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.
by GoFlushYourToilet April 19, 2018

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.
The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

Someone who criticizes others who act a certain way, but in reality do the same shit. (basically all of humanity)
Everyone’s such a hypocrite that says to be themselves, because in the end they’ll judge you for doing that.
by Dwightschruteismydad July 26, 2022

Milo: I don't know what hypocrite means....
Asher: *points* HYPOCRITE!
Milo: *kicks someone*
Person: Dude What did i do to you??
Milo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
Asher: *points* HYPOCRITE!
Milo: *kicks someone*
Person: Dude What did i do to you??
Milo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
by NO ME DIGA June 1, 2018

People who got angry at anyone who spoiled Infinity War, but are posting spoilers themself after they saw the film.
Hypocrite: I kill anyone who spoils IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.
by thia_lynd May 7, 2018
