mom: Hey stop eating before dinner
you: Didn't you just eat three bags of chips
mom: .......uhh
you: you are a hypocrite
you: Didn't you just eat three bags of chips
mom: .......uhh
you: you are a hypocrite
by lil_jokester January 24, 2017
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A Millenial who shames children for being "cringey" and "weird" when significant portions of their generation stated they should not do that like those before them did
Millenial: "that kid is doing a fortnite dance on tiktok? how cringey"
Gen z kid: "Stop being a hypocrite."
Gen z kid: "Stop being a hypocrite."
by taerg_eht_oznobroc November 25, 2020
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by Hypocrite dorsa October 24, 2022
Get the Hypocrite dorsa mug.A person who talks the shit about everyone he knows, while acting like a friend to there face. Makes up lies about two chicks writing him letters that were never sent to start a fight or make a girlfriend jelous for his own gratafication of his phyco nature. Guys like this usualy are writers and live in a fantasy world. Realy bad friends to trust. And they usualy smell like animal fecies due to thier lack of bieng clean personalitys and lak of asperation.
Bo: Dude why are you letting him say all that stuff bout Tellz
Barry: Don't worry she doesn't let Hypocritzliar bother her. she knows he's a backstabbing troll that can't handle the pain of her blowing him off. He's just pissed he can't get a shot at it ever again. dude man even talks about her in frount of his GF and posted stuff so it would be seen. For what fi the guy hates her?
Bo: John is such a douche. She told me she didn't have the heart to tell him she never got off, but kept trying so it wouldn't be a total loss.
Barry: rotflmao that sounds like Tellz. listening to Oasis and walflowers lettin it
Tellz: Guys stop-thats not the better road
Bo: fu*k that Andys right gurl, stay away from the troll
Barry: Don't worry she doesn't let Hypocritzliar bother her. she knows he's a backstabbing troll that can't handle the pain of her blowing him off. He's just pissed he can't get a shot at it ever again. dude man even talks about her in frount of his GF and posted stuff so it would be seen. For what fi the guy hates her?
Bo: John is such a douche. She told me she didn't have the heart to tell him she never got off, but kept trying so it wouldn't be a total loss.
Barry: rotflmao that sounds like Tellz. listening to Oasis and walflowers lettin it
Tellz: Guys stop-thats not the better road
Bo: fu*k that Andys right gurl, stay away from the troll
by pplthtTlkshtRjelousNinsecure November 18, 2009
Get the Hypocritzliar mug.Wow Donald Trump doesn't like the language in Jay Z's music but he swears all the time, he's such a hypocrite !
by AngelFluffy123 January 22, 2017
Get the Hypocrite mug.A word used for someone who disagrees r argues with what they just said. Also a word my friend uses that gets on my nerves >=.
G. Bush- do you like handjobs?
harold- yes
G. Bush- do you like giving handjobs?
harold- no
G. Bush- then your pretty hypocrite yourself, so shut the fuck up.
harold- yes
G. Bush- do you like giving handjobs?
harold- no
G. Bush- then your pretty hypocrite yourself, so shut the fuck up.
by Anton M. May 26, 2008
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