Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 2, 2019

brain hurt

a mild headache caused by someone confusing or acting abnormally towards you.
or
caused when you don't know how to talk to someone because they are so different from you

Christina: "I don't understand video-games they are a waste of time"
Sam: "You make my brain hurt"

by Thunderfarts April 23, 2018

Nobody Hurt

When nobody is hurt. Generally speaking, this is an all encompassing saying for whenever something negative happens, other than serious injury or death. Tends to be used by coaches across the nation.

“Luka started off slow tonight, but Nobody Hurt, he’ll still drop 40+.”

by BeanBottaBoom March 31, 2021

ovaries hurting

A girl wanting to have a child because of being around children

*girl around babies* girl 1: being around these kids got my ovaries hurting

Girl 2: girllll same.

by Thatbishhhhhh May 9, 2021

Hurt Juice

Another word for Venom. Usually comes from Danger Noodles

"Do not boop a danger noodle or you will get the hurt juice"

by BadlyDrawnMedievalLion May 10, 2021

Major Hurting

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.

Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."

by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012

Jalen Hurts

Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".

Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!

Eagles fan: cope.

by speedyadventure October 23, 2023