When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
by G-rock October 2, 2019
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caused when you don't know how to talk to someone because they are so different from you
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caused when you don't know how to talk to someone because they are so different from you
by Thunderfarts April 23, 2018
Get the brain hurt mug.When nobody is hurt. Generally speaking, this is an all encompassing saying for whenever something negative happens, other than serious injury or death. Tends to be used by coaches across the nation.
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Get the Hurt Juice mug.Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"
Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"
Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."
Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"
Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."
by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012
Get the Major Hurting mug.Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".
Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!
Eagles fan: cope.
Eagles fan: cope.
by speedyadventure October 23, 2023
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