Hummer

A blowjob from a deaf person

Helen gave the best hummer’s

by The dirty birdie February 20, 2024

Hummer

My math teachers car :( He doesn't care about the earth :'(

Yo, my name is Jonas and I drive a Hummer *dabdab*

by ShimmiShimmi May 23, 2019

Hummer H2

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy

“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”

by Shaqitus October 10, 2021

Hummer

A person that “hums” way too much.

Greg: hums a tune

Jared: Greg! Would you stop being such a fuckin hummer!

by doosherr October 1, 2019

nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.

Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!

by Jdub9 April 19, 2018

Hummer of the South

When you go down on a female and hum her genitals to a nice vibration. That’s called the hummer of the south. Originated in South Carolina.

Gunna wine and dine my girl tonight followed by a hummer of the south for dessert.

by Sumlez February 25, 2024

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010