Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

Hummer

My math teachers car :( He doesn't care about the earth :'(

Yo, my name is Jonas and I drive a Hummer *dabdab*

by ShimmiShimmi May 23, 2019

nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.

Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!

by Jdub9 April 19, 2018

Hummer

A person that “hums” way too much.

Greg: hums a tune

Jared: Greg! Would you stop being such a fuckin hummer!

by doosherr October 1, 2019

hersey hummer

When you're getting a blow job and accidentally shart in her face

Melvin are too much chili, and surprised Christina with a Hersey hummer while she sucked him off

by RCJ931 January 20, 2017

Hummer of the South

When you go down on a female and hum her genitals to a nice vibration. That’s called the hummer of the south. Originated in South Carolina.

Gunna wine and dine my girl tonight followed by a hummer of the south for dessert.

by Sumlez February 25, 2024