Homer

Someone who stays home all the time.

Instead of going to the beach with his friends, Justin stayed home watching re-runs of Breaking Bad because he’s a homer.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

haverkretd

It is, well, a sentiment. Or perhaps, an object. Or a marvelous concept, or a nefarious one. It floats in the air, like a feather, and swims in the sea with grace. It is the beginning and the end. It is the primary colours, and black, and white. It could be sentient, could be merely a machine. While speeding, it looks slow, while crawling, it seems to race - assuming we can see it at all. It is everything and nothing, everywhere and nowhere. It's a noun, and a verb, and an adjective. It defies not merely grammar, but reality itself. Those of us who have encountered one are uniquely privileged.

You haverkretd!

by Lyanthya January 12, 2004

holverson

extremely loud abnoxious arrogant butt face

wow! that guys is a total holverson!!!

by decoy troy January 20, 2009

haver

\Ha"ver\, v. i. Etymol. uncertain. To maunder; to talk foolishly; to chatter. Scot. --Sir W. Scott.

"...and if I haver, whatever the fuck that means, I'm gonna be the one who's havering to you"

by paperless September 2, 2003

hoverlation

The translation of a word, that is displayed when you hover with your mouse over the word.

Because of all the hoverlations you needn't look up those words in your dictionary.

by JochenEnglish November 27, 2011

Hovercocking

To hinder in a circular hovering manner, with evil stares and bad vibes, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

While I was talking to Jane this dude was totally hovercocking me. What the fuck is his problem?

by JDCDC August 16, 2016

hoversheet

Farting under the sheets. Fart containment in bed.

When you have bad gas you prepare the “hoversheets” when it’s time to go to sleep.

Hoversheets are used for traditional “Dutch oven” techniques.

“Prepare the hoversheets! The buffalo wings are about to make their escape!”

by Three Balls May 9, 2019