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Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn
"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"
by Bhesh November 23, 2015
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cock hour

6:00pm

free masturbation period nut as much as you want
guy 1: fuck yeah its cock hour!
by sexmaker January 1, 2021
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Monkey Hour

A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.
boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"
by WildBin December 30, 2020
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Lads Hour

The gathering of males

Undertaking male bonding actvities such as drinking, banter, sports etc

No Girls (unless hitting on them)
LADS HOUR this weekend on the toown.
by Smootheyaird June 22, 2009
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Honest Hour

A sequence of questions you ask a group of your friends. They tend to be sexual and jump starting sexting. Easy way to see your friends naked.
Cindy let's have an Honest Hour! I wanna see Jimmy's dick and that will be easy.
by realpolitk June 23, 2016
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Owl Hours

The period of complete darkness during the night between the hours of 8 p.m. to 4 a.m.
I'm not a morning person or a early bird I love staying up at night during owl hours
by EmJayee September 30, 2017
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crackhead hours

maddox bane and gabby gonzalez on instagram live at 1:20 am talking about monster high birthday parties and rainbow loom easter baskets - all while maddox is doing debby ryan impressions and gabby only being able to whisper.
damn i stayed up until 1:20 last night watching maddox and gabby's instagram live; crackhead hours would be an understatement.
by lex.ennedy May 15, 2020
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