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Hot Pocket Feelings 

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.
Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.

Hot Pocket Explosion 

when a girl cums and squirts at the same time
last night i gave my girl hot pocket explosion. she couldn't walk for weeks
Hot Pocket Explosion by Kredddd April 20, 2017

hot pocket mouth 

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.
I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.
hot pocket mouth by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020

hot pocket mom 

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.
Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!

Hot Pocket Topic 

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
Hot Pocket Topic by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021

Hot Pocket Coochie 

123 ready to go. Easily hot, easily got. Hot and just ready to be given out. Acquired very easily.
Hey did u hear “Gammy said mommy has that hot pocket coochie”? “Yea” I don't know what that means tho it's just what Gammy said.
Hot Pocket Coochie by isaiah11jr December 22, 2023