Lamest town in the world with about 5,000 people and one fast food restaurant. Many losers live here and devote their lives to smoking pot and/or meth.

There was another meth lab bust in Hoopeston today.

Hoopeston by Melynda Allen October 19, 2008

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hooker magic

A hooker's enticing persuasiveness to lure in tricks for her own financial benefits.

Hooker: Hey cracka! You wouldn't happen to want a good dick sucking would you?

Trick: Your hooker magic won't work on me!

hooker magic by Austin Lebamoff April 4, 2007

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Hooker T. Washington

Spin off of Booker T. Washington, it is a clever play on history sounds like his name but in reality it enables you to call anyone you want a hooker but being a hooker t washington is so much more than just a hooker you must also be addicted to crack and willing to do anything and I mean anything to get it lol also you must be willing to give blow jobs for under a dollar.

Me: Whats up Hooker T. Washington?
Your Mom: What?
Me: You know your just a hooker
Your Mom: I guess your right
Me: Lets make out
Your Mom: No
Me:I have 12 cents and some crack
Your Mom: I would have done it for 5 and half that amount of crack
Me: Sweet

Hooker T. Washington by cdawg91 November 4, 2010

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Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

Crooked hooker by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

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