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Hocking College

Located in the desolate, wooded hills of rural Ohio. This is a place where park ranger trainees that walk around with fake guns, and firefighters start fires and put out the same fire every day. School dress code: Carhart, hunting camouflage, sleeveless tees, boots, and jeans. To fit in you must smoke reefer. 4x4 required to reach campus.
by DaBigBiscuit March 31, 2011
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Sex Hookie

When your partner fakes being sick to avoid sex.
I was all set for a good nite of sex when all of a sudden she said she wasnt feeling well. She was playing Sex Hookie and I knew it. It reminded me of playing hookie froms school, only now she was playing hookie from my penis.
by Nightraider November 24, 2009
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hooking for pole

When a woman goes out and gets men to buy her food and drinks before deciding which one is best suited for her one-night stand.
Sally's got 5 drinks from 3 guys in the past hour. She's really hooking for pole tonight
by Kouklavis December 28, 2010
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Captain Hooking

Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .
Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !"
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."
by Ross44 August 17, 2010
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hootinany

A general term for a big ol' Southern gathering. May involve both family and friends. Always involves copious amounts of food (often potluck style), and hopefully some form of alcohol, be it PBR or moonshine.

A "holy hootinany" is slightly different. Similar to a regular hootinany, this is a social event often sponsored by your local Southern Baptist congregation. The main difference: replace PBR with preaching.
"Yeah, all our kin are gettin' together for a little covered-dish hootinany this Saturday. Cousin Fayleene's bringing that god-awful casserole."

"I got saved last Sunday afternoon, at that church barbeque. That Bible-thumping preacher scared the hell right out of me. Then they fed me till I about half died. That was a holy hootinany for the books."
by Fayleene December 31, 2009
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Honkin donkin

A big strong red head with a giant penis is extremely athletic and kills men with one punch.
That honkin donkin will destroy if you touch his pancake
by Diddddy October 25, 2013
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noah hopkins

An amazing male who has humor to go around, he is like a little Jesus that if you happen to see you will piss your self and your brain will explode into a rainbow
Wow is that Noah Hopkins *commence pissing*
by Ninjadonut12 February 29, 2016
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