by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016
Get the Hooked Upmug. To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.
by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025
Get the HOOK UPmug. No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!
Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"
Iam "Um..."
Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
Iam "Um..."
Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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by The dghaljkdhsg January 22, 2018
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by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021
Get the Hook upmug. “We hooked up last night”
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped”
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped”
by Joseph mama 69 November 25, 2021
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by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021
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