Holiday Horniness

Feeling lonely during the holidays due to the increase of couple's PDA, engagements, etc.

Girls are more likely to catch this and will usually be heard complaining to other females about how they "need a man".
It does not mean being turned on by the holidays, that's just strange.

Person 1: "Stacey will not stop talking about how it sucks to be single during the holidays. If she says 'I need a man' one more time..."
Person 2: "Chill out, she's just got a case of Holiday Horniness."

Holiday Horniness by mkhami December 17, 2010

holiday handles 

To have extra fat bulging from your midsection of the body due to extra pounds gained during the holidays. One of the main side effects of the holiday pounds.

Man, I have trouble putting on my pants due to holiday handles bulging from my sides. Guess I shouldn't have stuffed myself at dinner during Thanksgiving.

holiday handles by Idiot-Finder2 December 1, 2009

holiday joint 

A holiday joint is a joint with 1/16 of an ounce of marijuana in it, notoriously dificult to roll due to the ammount of marijuana it contains. Usually smoked on birthdays or around special holidays

After Sam smoked a holiday joint she had a complete body movement failure, everyone laughed

holiday joint by RazgrizX September 8, 2008

holiday pie 

A vagina that taste like a sugar cookie.

"A custardy good snatch"
"That girl was good, taste like a holiday pie!"

holiday pie by candysnatchburgler December 10, 2013

Holiday Inn 

A pair of shorts, jeans, slacks, or trousers that are too tight in the crotch. Thus leaving you with no BALL ROOM!!

Damn, girl these shorts are like the Holiday Inn..... NO BALL ROOM !!

Holiday Inn by Big One August 21, 2006

holiday nog 

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.

You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.

holiday nog by Karl March 6, 2004

holiday palooza

The time between Christmas day and New Years Day when there are many clearance sales going on at malls and department stores, when stores are so busy that you cant even walk a few feet without being trampled by other people!

Man, I don't know if I can stand to miss out on this year's holiday palooza. The sales are too good! But I'd better be their early, because all of the other tons of people will take everything good before I get the chance to!

holiday palooza by PrezzieLeah December 29, 2009