Hamish

A sad little man with an attractive mother who is moving to Birmingham to get away from it all and become a ‘better version of himself’

That was so pathetic it was comparable to Hamish

by The 1 who knocks August 18, 2024

himlish

when you’re him, so you speak the language. himlish. (him + english) (brainrot)

“i’m so him, i speak fluent himlish”

by himlishmaker69 January 1, 2025

Hamish Cogger

Hamish is a very well rounded sports player who can play a large variety of sports, his favourites being: Cricket, Field hockey, soccer and indoor cricket :). He has a large group of friends but also a few very close friends. He is a lovely guy. But he hates national fuck Hamish day, April 28th as referred to on another urban dictionary definition

Hamish Cogger is amazing

by Hammmm February 19, 2025

hamish

hamish is a funny lad and all around nice guy. would rate 10/10

aw thanks hamish you’re so nice

by anonymousblood173 September 5, 2025

Hamish Singer

Very sexy man super strong and cool and plays guitar

Wow ur so fine ur like Hamish singer

by Eowzer bowzer October 17, 2025

dirty hamish

When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk

My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish

by townerw August 26, 2024

hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025