She is very short with brown hair and she is typically the youngest sister. She funny, intelligent, kind, sexy, hot, crocs, silly, silly billy, graceful.
usually has a boyfriend named noah or greg. He cooks most the meals, it would be surprising to see her in the kitchen.
usually has a boyfriend named noah or greg. He cooks most the meals, it would be surprising to see her in the kitchen.
by horseygirleyyyaoaoaoa June 5, 2024
Get the Hayleymug. by sh... September 8, 2025
Get the hayley's bedmug. A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022
Get the Hayleymug. On the surface, Hayley may appear to be an intense video gamer but underneath she aspires to be a professional violinist; dreaming of serenading the streets. Don’t let her fool you though, as much as she looks innocent to the naked eye, deep down her spirit cannot be tamed. Her true character can be defined as a wildling; a lady of the night. One might assume a girl named Hayley would be in search of a soul that matched her comedic humor and spirit, but guess again.
Hayley enjoys the sound of Dr. Phil’s voice. It soothes her soul more than you can ever imagine.
Watch out. Hayley has a tendency to sleep walk. If you stumble across her in this state, do not fret- her crazed hair and zombie like actions will not harm you.
Watch out. Hayley has a tendency to sleep walk. If you stumble across her in this state, do not fret- her crazed hair and zombie like actions will not harm you.
by CHole$$ December 23, 2020
Get the Hayleymug. Hayleys are very nice and you should be their friend. People ship her with girls tho.. (Be aware girls)
by Dontcomeformepls February 16, 2022
Get the Hayleymug. A person seen lurking around in the shadows often described as a disco rat of the sewers. They’re not like the other sewer rats she’s a special Eggley a rare and valuable collectable. And been diagnosed with a fettish for trans men
Hayley has the most delicious flesh in all the land they do not use sunscreen an lubricant and it shows
by Eggling November 23, 2021
Get the Hayleymug. 