My buddy Dobbs is good to talk to most of the time, but you don't want to talk to him while he's at the hate factory. He's the CEO and he takes his job way too serious sometimes.
by bigwilliestyle July 22, 2008
A slang term for a short tee-ball bat that is utilized solely as a weapon. Taxi drivers have been known to carry a hate stick for defense against carjackers, unruly passengers, etc.
by Kent Weirdo November 27, 2005
Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.
Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.
Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.
All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.
Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.
All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
by BortOPotty October 27, 2023
When you automatically end up hating someone just because they hang out with someone you actually hate.
by Mistress of Puppets November 04, 2014
I have the hugest hate-boner for that horse-face Sarah Jessica Parker.
by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
by The great prophet Zarquon August 07, 2016
by j-rob mad fresh April 09, 2010