by Hamstergirl05 September 2, 2018
Get the Hamster mug.When the male slides his penis between the butt cheeks of his partner, climaxes on his partners gooch, licks it off, and spits it into his partners mouth.
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Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.
by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015
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From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.
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Get the haps mug.An acronym used to describe a young female who has one or more meaningless jobs. These jobs typically start with the letters H,A,M,S,T,E and R, but on some occasions may also fall outside of specified range. Said job(s) may also be the woman's elected long term vocation. Most popular HAMSTER jobs include but are not limited to the following:
H = hairstylist, hostess
A = actress, assistant
M = model, musician
S = stripper, secretary
T = technician (nail,skin, etc.), teller
E = entertainer, exotic dancer
R = receptionist, runaway
To clarify, some of these jobs can indeed be legitimate (actress, model), however a HAMSTER will falsely classify herself as one. This is an attempt to pose and create a sense of self worth that otherwise should not exist.
H = hairstylist, hostess
A = actress, assistant
M = model, musician
S = stripper, secretary
T = technician (nail,skin, etc.), teller
E = entertainer, exotic dancer
R = receptionist, runaway
To clarify, some of these jobs can indeed be legitimate (actress, model), however a HAMSTER will falsely classify herself as one. This is an attempt to pose and create a sense of self worth that otherwise should not exist.
Josh really liked the girl, but realized there was no long term prospects due to her being a HAMSTER.
Guy: "What do you do for a living?"
Girl: "Oh mah god. I'm kinda like an actress, model, and singer. Yeah, totally"
Guy: "Wow, you're a triple HAMSTER! I gotta run."
Guy: "What do you do for a living?"
Girl: "Oh mah god. I'm kinda like an actress, model, and singer. Yeah, totally"
Guy: "Wow, you're a triple HAMSTER! I gotta run."
by Nashvegas09 April 19, 2009
Get the HAMSTER mug.A girl that smells distinctly like a hamster. This doesn't occur too often but has been know to take place to young ladies working in council offices. There is a distinct air of urine and sawdust about them.
by Age_Wills November 14, 2006
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