Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 13, 2008

handcomb

a)To use the hands to comb through hair when you dont have a comb on you or are so poor you can't afford one.
b)See hairtouchers

He just masturbated with the same hand he handcomb(ed) with.

by igotthedefs February 21, 2009

Hantack

The awareness and prevention of misspellings and grammatical errors in everyday life.

It's Bieber...not beiber.....Hantack

by ammsizzzles April 14, 2011

handaru

A person who's a complete tard, but that's what you would expect from a child named after a body part.

Person A:"That handaru guy is an idiot"
Person B:"If he was an idiot, it would be a dramatic imrovement"

by OgreInASwamp November 16, 2018

Handalorian

When someone wearing a Mandalorian helmet gives a hand job.

Person 1: Want to pop this helmet on and give me a handalorian?
Person 2: This is the way.
Person 1: This is the way.

by The Handalorian November 20, 2020

russian handcuffs

One hand inserted in the mouth and one hand inserted in the bum hole

Leonard Lewis likes Russian handcuffs

by The Pheasant June 22, 2014

japanese handcuffs

When two men put the head of their peni together and then one of the men rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis.

I tried to get away from him but he put me in Japanese handcuffs.

by Onads Nadules August 6, 2017