Haldershok

A sad person who has turned to gardening to get their mind off of their troubles.

Man I feel sorry for Jim after his girlfriend dumped him he's become a haldershok.

by FertTheTurt April 14, 2023

Halvor

Gay Nigga, small dick nigga, nigga looking ass nigga

Hey, have you see that gay nigga?
Yes, you mean halvor?

by GayCrackheadNigga November 13, 2017

Non-man penis haver

This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.

He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.

by LacyBitch April 17, 2018

haver

painting a log pink , while being naked and drinking canada dry giner ale w/no ice

"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you."

by Ben/Kelly October 31, 2004

Haiver

to walk around staggerishly, usually under the influence of alcohol

Johnny's haivering after those beers.

I haiver when i get drunk

by J.Murder March 20, 2008

halfer

A form of late-night, drunken intercourse where the penis does not fully penetrate the vaginal cavity. This is usually is the result of a girl's last minute decision to discontinue intercourse.

Me: Sara, did you you sleep with Chad last night?
Sara: No...not really...I mean, I was going to, but then I felt like throwing up cause I was SO wasted. So it was just a halfer.

by Sororislut December 18, 2008

haever

To be in the position of not being able to make up your mind whether or not to cut off your hippy nit-infested dreads

Kid haevered back and forth, but stopped short of actually decided to lop off his locks

by becy June 23, 2004