Gus Parker

The gate keeper of dad jokes

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019

Gus

Gus can be very rude sometimes to be funny but sometimes he actually is kinda funny. he tries to slap people a lot and thinks he is very strong but he isn't (even though he is stronger than me).

GUs

by MALENIA November 7, 2019

Gus

He's as amazing as he's tall
He looks great with his deep blue eyes and his soft brown hair
You definitely want him to be ur friend because he will be always there for you and he will buy you chocolate when you want

He's the perfect boyfriend no matter what
BONUS:he has a huge penis

Wow you see that tall guy protecting his gf over there, well that's a Gus

by The one and only gus November 18, 2019

Gus Younes

Gus Younes is a big man part of the popular Yugoslavian gang the black hand gang. He was involved in the assassination of the duke of Hungary duke Franz Ferdinand and has single handily charmed every woman on the planet by thrusting his pelvis.

"look at that guy over there, he is getting all the ladies"
"Yeah he is probably a Gus Younes"

by Filip Fais le sus November 26, 2019

Gus The Goose

The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.

Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!

by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019

er gus

A car washer that is going very bad economically. The maintenance workers there are fully naked with their small tiny wines for the world to see.
If you ever see a shit fucking car washer, name it "Er gus" and run away.

You see a shit car washer.
"Aw man, thats some level 1 crook shit. That's an Er Gus washer, man!"

*You see a shit car washer.*
"Aw man, thats some level 1 crook shit. That's an Er Gus washer, man!"

by MyWordsIsTheTruth September 22, 2019

sarah gu

short asian girl, very short, midget, and also is always hungry, and wants food all the time

That "Sarah Gu" is always asking for food. It's so annoying.

by "I hunger for dick" April 23, 2018