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Guacahole

Guacamole made inside of any orifice below the navel.
Male: "I was having sex with my girlfriend when we got hungry for some chips, but we didn't wanna stop- so we made some guacahole right then and there and munched down!"

Female: "I hate guacahole. It stings for weeks."
by ConkelDURR! August 22, 2011
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guacamole twat

A female who has done something undesireable.
You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.
by black jesus May 2, 2003
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Gualah

A Gualah ( Gwa-la) is a disrespectful term for a person of latin descent as quoted by Beanie Sigel in State Property.
Its got damn gualah gualahs running rampent everywhere
by baaww June 2, 2010
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gaaaaay

A word people type on the internet when they like to spam letters, have no life, and are indicating that something is 5 times as gay as regular gayness
Bruh that pic was gaaaaay
by rex godd March 30, 2015
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Guadalupan Blowjob

When a man's partner travels to Guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. She then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. She does this until she is ready for the next part. She then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man's throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his balls. She then continues and ends with a normal Blowjob.
Beatrice wanted to give her husband a Guadalupan Blowjob for his 28th birthday, but didn't want to spend too much.
by SasquatchBra May 2, 2011
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guacamole

a code word for a woman's monthly 'special time'; normally used around the male species
Girl #1: hey gurl, guacamole!
Boy #1: huh? what r u girls talking about?
Gurl #2: o u wouldn't know cus ur a dude
Boy #2: u guys are lame
Girl #1: i like flowers, wait i hate them. unicorns r cool. not even! lameness!
Boy #2: Wat r u talking about?
Girl #1: shut up! leave me alone!
by t dino October 12, 2010
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Guacamole Nigga Penis

Specifically a term that is describing a niggers dick with guacamole on it . Sounds pretty disgusting, but it is actually pretty tasty.. mmmm
Oh my! That was one tasty Guacamole Nigga Penis !! YUMMY !
by Lil Beanerr March 30, 2019
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