The Grinder

To "accidentally " put your penis into a meat grinder.

Yeah i was watching porn and then "accidentally " put my penis inside a meat grinder and turned the handle. Whoops. The Grinder

by Chopper-san February 16, 2015

hot steamy grinder

Shitting in a girls butthole then getting your dick Pruney by sticking just the penis in a hot tub then proceeding to have anal sex through the poop well your dick is still Pruney

Last night was crazy I did the hot steamy grinder in some girl at the party

by Sick sucker September 22, 2013

Grinder

The Grinder- First discovered on a Doom 3 demo, is the god of all grinding machines. It is basically a cylindrical pit with a catwalk just overtop of it. Only half of the pit is visible, as the other half is covered (it is a rather shallow pit). This cylindrical hole in the floor has two rotating arms of great mass that rotate at sonic velocities from the center, sort of like a misshapen giant food processor. Countless monsters can be spawned in the grinder only to see the arm sweep them underneath the covered section, and the same arm emerging with nothing but a bloodstain.

The grinder, after being discovered, became the primary method of producing Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions. The process is simple- all the noobs of the world are captured in their gaming sessions and MS-DOS prompt "hacking" sessions and are thrown simultaneously. When the grinder is turned on, all the noobs become something like ground beef, and they are then removed and turned into little 'O' shaped cereals. The grinder is truly an amazing device that is not to be taken lightly - however, if wrenches or chairs are mistakenly thrown into the grinder, jamming and lag are sure to ensue- so be careful on the types of noobs that are thrown into the grinder.

"I heard Gerald got turned into noobioes"
"How did that happen"
"Simple, he was thrown into the grinder on the Doom 3 demo."
"Well, he has been turned into something useful! The breakfast of champions!"

by Carson Myers August 1, 2007

Grundel Grinder

one who has sex with the hair between the anus and the vagina

Man Ray, why you got to grundel grind my cousin busta?

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

grinder

device used to make illicit substances easier to enter in to the blood stream

put those rocks into my grinder

by bling December 1, 2003

pepper grinder

the ultimate phalic symbol

you see a man stroking a pepper grinder in electric six's gaybar video.

by MaximusCoolman April 10, 2004

Ukranian angle grinder

The sexual act of finding a Russian foreign exchange student, stripping them down, rubbing them with motor oil, and nailing them on a tool bench. Guarenteed to get you major "props" with all of your friends. Because Russian chicks are smokin.
(Unless they are named Olga)

Grant! Are you kidding me? A Ukranian angle grinder?? You are a god!!

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011