grass grazer

One who performs oral sex on vaginas i.e. one who partakes in cunnilingus. A pussy eater. A beaver eater. A cunt muncher. A clit licker.

Mom and daughter:
"Hi Nancy, did you enjoy your date with Alice?"
"Yeah, it was hot! After the movie we went to her place, got naked and did the 69 position. She's a very talented grass grazer!"

by silkpouch September 15, 2007

grass ceiling

The barrier to further promotion in a business defined by a person's inability to play golf.

because i'm rubbish at golf, i've reached the grass ceiling and so will never make it to assistant manager

by the fazzinator January 10, 2007

grass mask

A device used to smoke marijuana, usualluy fashioned out of a steam roller bong and a hose connecting it to a piece that covers your nose and mouth. A grass mask will completely fill your lungs through your nose as well as your mouth

"That grass mask kicked my ass last night."

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Grass Grippers

Feet, particularly the toes that grip the grass. For an outdoor lad. Or lass.

“Yo did you see he Mark he had no shoes on!”

“Yeah, he was only rockin the grass grippers my guy”

by MarkGetsBitches March 15, 2022

Grass Orgy

Used on many college campus'. When multiple people lie down and put their heads in someone else's laps or on their stomach. Often quite awkward when someone laughs.

"Dude start the grass orgy."

"Only if there's a cute girl."

by AveryDark July 6, 2012

grass fed

adjective

Young adults from an upper class family; usually inebriated college frat boys that try to act tough or think they hip hop

"Cody, why are you talking hard like you're from the hood? You were born on third base. Shut your grass fed ass up!"

by Sn1ckelFritz August 5, 2019

Grass Man

An ultimate life form that hunts down human in order to “cut them back”, because the humans cut too much grass so it is time for grass to cut back.

I’m the grass man. I come out, I tract down humans, and cut them back!

by GrassMan(aka:VhappyWagon69) April 15, 2020