GrumpsChan

the biggest marvel nerd you’ll ever meet. Love bunnies and never got a gf. Popular because of the fact that he’s half australian.

Got a coolass full name.
He’s also really good at videogames BUT DENIES IT. A literal God at minecraft parkour.
And most importantly, he’s an UWU SHY BOI.

-"who’s that marvel nerd?"
-"its GrumpsChan"

by kaiEHEEE November 30, 2021

grampagasam

A yell or groan that sounds like a grandpa having a orgasm.

"Aaaugh"

"That sounded like a grampagasam"

by Raccoon gremlin January 27, 2022

gramscript

The handwriting of a grandmother, specifically a grandmother who has bad handwriting.

We spent the past four hours translating it back to English from gramscript

by HarperCollinsStoleMyName February 8, 2022

gramsgender

Individuals over the age of 65 that undergo a sex change.

Yo. Did you know Tylers grandma used to be his grandma? He's gramsgender

by Thebeardedzombie March 9, 2022

Grampy Blaster

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.

The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.

by wheelsucker October 8, 2022

Grampamarriage

When grampas meet a cutie below the recommended age and marry them not having a clue what they are doing.

My grampamarriage was a nightmare.

I can't stand this grampagroom, what a shitty grampamarriage!

by Hanssingqueen October 22, 2022

grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it

Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.

by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023