Garage Designer

Garage Designer - An everyday person who has done no study in design but thinks they are a designer. They produce artwork or designs in programs like Word and Paint. They use lots of colours and fonts, and have no idea about typography. These kind of people wish they were a designer but really they have no eye for design at all. Most graphic designers deal with Clients who 'think' they're designers.

My client creates coloured boxes on a page in Word and then puts words in each box about his business and connects them like a crossword. He thinks it's real cool to advertise his business this way!

"My client is such a Garage Designer... can't he stick to his own job"... anonymous graphic designer

by designer54 March 4, 2009

3 Car Garage

A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex

Me: "Where can I park it?"
Gayle: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"

by Michael S King June 14, 2008

gorak

a generic name for a caveman

this gorak was found tuesday in a cave in kentucky

by macarion February 22, 2004

Gorg

The real way to type the name "George"

Is that Gorg Bush. I haven't seen him in a while, he must have been hiding in a bush.

by Gorg2 December 11, 2019

Goregrimed

Stealing something because of a bitter past.

Billy goregrimed my pack of gum.

by DJ March 20, 2005

monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.

Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

3 Car Garage

A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex

Me: "Where can I park it?"
Gayle: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"

by Michael S King June 9, 2008