Penis Goblin

Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!

Holy fuck bro, you smoked way too much Moroccan Hash. The Penis Goblins are coming!

by Beesechussy November 25, 2021

Glory Goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was in disbelief after finding out he was serviced by a Glory Goblin and not a female.

by PMitrano January 15, 2016

Wobble Goblin

A very large woman whose physical appearance is similar to that of the magical creature known as the goblin.Due to the enormous size of the Wobble Goblins thighs, it then must wobble to move.

Lorenzo: Holy Fuck!
Igor: What?
Lorenzo: We're going to be at this light for a while waiting for that giant fucking Wobble Goblin to get her big nasty, babboon ass across the street.

by FckFck October 26, 2010

goblin horde

A skater gang located in the central valley of California. They are known to be armed and dangerous and have a harsh rivalry with the Fresno Bulldogs. They are known to tag buildings in goblin green, their gangs color.

Bob: Lets go to the skatpark bro
Mark: We can't the goblin horde took over the park
Bob: Damn your right I dont wanna get hurt

by Cyclore1469 February 7, 2019

shitty goblin

Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.

The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.

Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).

I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).

by BrumHoleSlang June 12, 2020

rock goblin

A rock goblin is a more sophisticated term for a crank whore

You can't turn a rock goblin into a housewife.

by Schmitzshuttle September 30, 2016

lady goblin

A lady who survives on eating ass. A female ass goblin.

Last night I was tongue deep and asked my wife for a lady goblin...

by agoblin November 7, 2017