Refers to the unenviable position of a male participating late in a heterosexual orgy; the specific reference is made to having sloppy ninths ("playing a hole ninth"), following the unprotected sexual intercourse of several men who have left their semen and STDs in a sexual partner's vagina.
by Daction August 11, 2010
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"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
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"Yea, it grolfed"
"Kinda creapy..."
"Can we keep it?"
"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
"NO! A dead one..."
by Zac Rutter-Aulis July 20, 2008
Get the Grolf mug.A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.
Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.
by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011
Get the Tool Golfer mug.The most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. Hit half of your drives into the woods? Mulligan. Second shot hit behind a tree? Move it. Flubbed a chip? Shhh, nobody saw it. Adding up your score at the end of the day? Nobody remembers that triple bogie I got on the second hole, lets just say I parred it.
Charlie: So how'd you finish today?
Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?
Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.
Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.
Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.
Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.
Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.
Andy: Fair enough.
Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?
Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.
Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.
Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.
Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.
Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.
Andy: Fair enough.
Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
by Charlie Daniels September 30, 2012
Get the Golf Score mug.Beating Guts. Having extremely rough and lenghtly sexual intercourse. The phonetic alphabet is used, taking the first letter from each word of "beating guts".
by NORCALBL September 16, 2007
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Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.
Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.
by jbarryd June 25, 2012
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by pbrgirl September 23, 2005
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