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Glenn Mahon

Man with a tine tiny shlog
Omg Glenn Mahon where is it???? Is it in yet ????
by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021
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Glenn

Professional Fortnite player. Part-time lover of DogeMan420. Attractive, but not in a weird way. Possibly future GM of Sri Lanka. Crypto Investor. Knows Dario.
Hi Glenn.
by RickAstley42069 November 17, 2021
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country glenn

Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.
Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?

friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot

friend 1: yea you right
by ball trimmer 69 December 4, 2023
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Glenn

A boy with a disproportionately long nose.

He is often compared to either pinocchio or a woodpecker
You see that guy over there?
Yeah he got a fat nose, bro.
He must be a Glenn
by MadLad176 May 17, 2020
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Ryan Glenn

Prepare to have your heartstrings tugged and your funny bone tickled, because Ryan Glenn is the epitome of attractiveness, kindness, and humor all rolled into one irresistible package.

Let's start with his looks – Ryan could easily be mistaken for a Hollywood heartthrob. With his captivating smile that could light up a room and eyes that sparkle with warmth and sincerity, it's no wonder heads turn when he walks by. He's the type of person who effortlessly commands attention without even trying.

But Ryan isn't just a pretty face; he's got a personality that's just as magnetic. His wit is as sharp as a razor, and his humor has a way of brightening even the dullest of days. Whether he's cracking jokes or sharing hilarious anecdotes, spending time with Ryan is like being in the presence of pure joy.

And let's not forget about his kindness – it's like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Ryan's compassion knows no bounds, and he's always there to lend a helping hand or offer a listening ear to those in need.

Ryan Glenn: the Urban Dictionary definition of good looks, kindness, and humor all wrapped up in one charming package. So if you ever find yourself in need of a pick-me-up, just spend some time with Ryan. Trust us, you won't be disappointed.
OMG have you seen Ryan Glenn he is so good looking and has a large package down under, and real tent in his pants, A footlong philly woman pleaser, he made me so wet.
by MR. Honest31 April 4, 2024
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Glenn

Glenn likes pmw and is pushing 🅿️
Glenn is pushing 🅿️ and likes pmw
by Glennnnnnnnnnnnn January 23, 2022
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Glenn

the male version of a “karen”
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce
Glenn came over to my garage to borrow my wood saw, it’s been several month. It has not been returned.
by spacemeatloaf October 8, 2020
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