Girth Spirt

When a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.

Girl: "Damn baby how you feeling these days?"
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."

by itookmymedicine June 13, 2009

Girth worm

Dead penis.

Dude, look at that girth worm. It looks like it crawled out of a steak brain!

by vealteen March 14, 2010

Garthantuo

a longer version of the name garth.

hi my name is garthantuo. but you can call me garth for short :D

by vagsaurustotherex November 4, 2010

Gurthang

The Iron of Death, a longsword made out of black steel.
or
A black mans penis

dude! He totally stabbed her with Gurthang!

by theironmongerofdoom11235 October 24, 2012

Girthboard

riding on a large penis- woman I once worked with informed me that she had been with a man with a large dick and the "girth" on it was massive. Definition of the word girth being the measurement of something from the middle.

Obviously she rode this as she was a total tramp. In addition to Beyonces " Drunk in Love" she rode on the 'girthboard'

by Backsteetbitch May 3, 2014

girth nap

Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.

The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.

by Aidscurescancer August 15, 2014

garthamlock

The arsehole of Glasgow where even the rats don't stray too far from home for fear of getting robbed by some skaghead.

Garthamlock? Fuck going there!

by Mightyswan November 4, 2015