Having a Giraffe 

Having a Laugh (Rhyming Slang)

Teacher: And tomorrow, We'll have a follow up test so you don't forget!
Student: AW Man!! Your having a Giraffe!

Having a Giraffe by Seth Crosby January 2, 2009

Higher than giraffe pussy

Achieved when one smokes so much chronic that they are as high as the ureteral vicinity of the Giraffa camelopardalis.

"Shit mein, I blazed so much dro, I was higher than giraffe pussy yesterday!"

Higher than giraffe pussy by Martwamp January 4, 2008

airlifted giraffe 

Something unexpected, yet thoroughly satisfying.

As seen at the 1:24 mark in the '2012' Trailer HD on YouTube.

Did you see that link she sent me? Oh man, what an airlifted giraffe!

airlifted giraffe by calrockx July 17, 2009

My giraffe 

A greeting used by youths in the North of England when speaking to their friends. Commonly shortened to 'my G' for brevity.

'What's up my giraffe?'

My giraffe by ur_mum_clobber_69 November 7, 2021

To hide a giraffe 

It is a term to use when some fact, incident, event, notion or idea is too obvious that people fail to hide no matter how hard they try.

Your attitude proves how to hide a giraffe. Everyone knows out there what your matter is.

To hide a giraffe by Reem Khan September 9, 2011

drinking giraffe

Term for the position of a man urinating into a toilet while having an erection. To make his penis point downward, a man has to spread his legs apart and lean forward, mimicking the way a giraffe spreads its front legs and leans its neck down to drink water.

"I had an erection when I woke up, so I had to do the drinking giraffe to pee."

drinking giraffe by Ultrafuzz November 21, 2009

petting a giraffe 

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

petting a giraffe by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006