Gerbil Hockey

The sport of hockey, played with using a Gerbil as a hockey puck.

Also has similar meaning to the word Horseplay.

Me and Bill played Gerbil Hockey last night, it was so much fun until Tom hit the Gerbil too hard and it splattered all over my new pants.

Cut out the Gerbil Hockey, kids, there's no room for screwing around in Wood shop.

With all the loud music and gerbil hockey next door, I can't get to sleep!

by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008

Gerbal Head

used to define certain peoples looks or even their stupidity. This phrase was originally coined by the urban legend, Will Guess.

also refered as squirtle Head

He/She is a classic Gerbal Head.

by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

No Handed Gerbil Belt

When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.

Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!

by Ninjafide June 23, 2007

Gerber cock

Gerber cock is when a guy has a very small penis. So tiny that it's compared to a babies penis.

Holy shit, look at how small that is, Shane has a gerber cock.

by Paulieou5 January 7, 2017

Gerbil

It's basically the opposite of a cougar. When a young woman likes or prefers older men.
The word "Gerbil" originated on the original live series SNL.

That chick hitting on that dude is such a "gerbil"

by CrustyCritter February 22, 2017

Gerbert

The kind of guy who always puts you down and hates you but his charisma level is over 9000 making him irresistible the worst friend ever and he takes everything away from you but I must once again make it clear that he is so confident in his actions that it makes it hard to dislike him but LET ME BE CLEAR HE IS THE WORST FROG I HAVE EVER MET but he's so nice to everybody

Hey gerbert how you doing

by guy you don't know but you do March 2, 2020

gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

by Russell Clark March 14, 2004