Gentleman's Agreement 

An unwritten agreement between a group of people (usually friends playing a game) to not do something extremely dickish or unfair, no matter how tempting or obvious it may be.

A famous example of a gentleman's agreement is when players would always agree to not use Oddjob in Goldeneye N64, and no one would object.

Gentleman's Agreement by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Gentleman's Offer

The option of suicide over a lifetime of imprisonment given to a member of high society.

The general public didn't want their tax dollars spent on detaining the CEO for twenty plus years, so they decided it was best to propose a gentleman's offer.

Gentleman's Offer by Working on Better Memories March 11, 2012

Gentleman’s Knockout 

Where one participate in the act of masturbation swiftly followed by entering a warm/hot bath.
*WARNING* - Its is recommended not to have a Gentleman’s Knockout before planned activity as performance will be affected.

“Think I might stay in and have Gentleman’s Knockout tonight”.

“Can you help me move some furniture mate?”
“I’m going to be no good to you mate, I’ve just had a Gentleman’s Knockout”

Gentleman’s Knockout by Archie Richmond January 18, 2020

gentleman's stitch 

A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?

When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.

gentleman's stitch by plagerist July 27, 2010

gentleman's handshake

A gentleman's handshake is when one man inserts his hand into a woman's vagina and another man inserts his hand into the same woman's anus and the two men's hands meet somewhere inside her and they give a handshake.

Timmy walked into his mother's bedroom without knocking and saw that his father and uncle where engaged in a gentleman's handshake to the pleasure of his mother.

gentleman's handshake by Orlando Bich January 10, 2008

gentleman's flush 

the proper act of flushing one's toilet mid-way whilst taking a dump

usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet

especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories

it has nothing to do with poker

after Thanksgiving most people usually forget the Gentleman's Flush and end up clogging their toilets.

gentleman's flush by jonathan_cuervo November 28, 2009

Gentleman's Pounding 

The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.

Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"

Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"

Joe: " Nice Dude!"

Gentleman's Pounding by OchoShinka July 12, 2010