Geek Rule #627 

If it has to do with bacon, 99.999% of the time, its a good idea

Jack - "Let's make some bacon cheese burgers."
Joe- "You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, according to Geek Rule #627."

Geek Rule #627 by MasterVash May 6, 2011

Geek Loop

The assembly of all the geeks at a company who skip lunch to sit at their desks and play video games against each other. The activity usually repels women and attracts zits. Gleeful squeals can usually be heard shouted sporadically between 12am-1PM as new virtual weapons are acquired, points accumulated and general disconnect from reality peaks to new dizzying levels.

Patrick: It's 12 o'clock! You know what that means...
Rob: Clicking wars!!!
Both: YEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Patrick: God I love Geek Loop.

Geek Loop by Christopholis2 August 13, 2008

geek betty 

An attractive girl who intentionally develops an interest in traditionally geeky activities such as tabletop RPGs, strategy games, Star Trek, MANGA or LARP. In the case of a geek betty this is often done in order to create common interests with the geeky boys who interest her.

"Dude, Nigel! Why is Michelle always crashing our weekly AD&D game? I mean she doesn't even know what a saving throw is!"

"Well, Mervin, I suspect it's not about the game. I wouldn't be surprised if she were joining our group because she's physically attracted to you and is expressing interest in your hobby in order to get close to you."

"No way! Who would have thought Michelle was a geek betty?"

geek betty by ThisFuzzyGuy August 9, 2013

geek over 

when a boy or girl likes someone and they are all about that one person they have their eyes on

guy: avery is my baby forever bro
girls: awhh , i want someone to geek over me like he geeks over avery

geek over by amc102304 May 31, 2018

Geek chic 

Clothing or accessories that are very geeky/nerdy and yet, at the same time, says "I'm cool because I'm proud of the fact that I'm a nerd, and am not afraid to dress the part".

"Why are you wearing a pen with pocket protector? That's so geeky!"

"Hey, it's practical. Let people think I'm a nerd - I am! It's geek chic!"

Geek chic by Marc Lipschultz June 9, 2005

geek flag 

The pride that a geek shows when they describe something that could only be appreciated or understood by other geeks.

Matt started about X-Box games and really let his geek flag fly.

geek flag by Chris DuBeau June 22, 2004

Geek Envy

The overwhelming need or desire to have stronger/better ability to work with and manipulate technology. Typically found in people with little or no technical ability, this condition can cause feelings of inferiority and inadequacy.

John: Allen just doesn't get it. He can barely turn his computer on and he wants to be a programmer.

Chris: Yeah, he has major geek envy.

Geek Envy by DDTKA September 25, 2006