slap the gash

1) the art of female masturbation.

also...

2)a highly obscene euphemism for sexual intercourse; often used to emphasize a certain, unrelated point.

paddy actually shat in my kettle?! slap my gash!

you wanna come over tonight and slap the gash?

by GashSlapper February 18, 2008

Gash Basher

A very thick male erection. More focused on the girth than length. Cock built like a soda can.

He pulled out his gash basher and my only thoughts were “that’s never gonna fit”

by TAZ_76 February 26, 2022

gash face

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

by Kempo May 16, 2006

gash badger

A person, or persons (usually male) who bother (usually with crude suggestions or general vulgarities) gash.

Man: Can I have a go with your gash?
Woman: No
Man: Oh go on...?
Woman: Stop annoying me you vile, perverted gash badger.

by Si Phillis August 7, 2006

worship the gash

To adore and pay homage to the female genitalia, in the vein hope that one may get lucky.

That Mikey loves to worship the gash.

by newshmoo August 22, 2006

Gash Ratio

The number of girls to every boy at an party/event.

Marc: Dude, there are like 25 girls and 15 boys at this party!

James: Holy shit, man. That's a gash ratio of like 1.7!

by Jaroman December 14, 2010

gash-rash

the rash that surrounds a skanky cunt-hole, caused by excessive queef discharge.

Brooke has an immense gash-rash.

by bread infection December 28, 2005