RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

Funeraling

The act of being at a funeral for too long

I’m so done with funeraling

by Kai S. October 5, 2019

Jizzking Funeral

When you are ahead by 3 goals in rocket league and then you vote to forfeit

Yo guys we're 3 ahead! We gotta give them a Jizzking Funeral!

by robloxsex22 October 19, 2025

Santa’s Funeral

When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.

At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.

by Fasters December 22, 2021

Funeral

1. a sermon delivered at a funeral.
2. a procession of mourners at a burial.

1. "the community would call him to preach the funeral"
2. "her funeral had to pass"

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021