Internal funeral

This phrase is most commonly used to describe a funeral that is happening within. This is not a physical funeral. This is a soul funeral, a spirit funeral. This funeral is grasping for air because it is trapped within like a mouse in one of those little wood traps. Mice traps are actually a reference to internal funeral, so if you ever see one make sure you jump on it full force with no shoes on while screaming internal funeral at 3 am with three candles surrounding you making a triangular shape at an obtuse angle to attract wealth and some bad bitches. (No scam logang!)

Shoot me ive been tryna die, yuh internal funeral brewing inside

by internalfuneral January 14, 2024

Funeral

1. a sermon delivered at a funeral.
2. a procession of mourners at a burial.

1. "the community would call him to preach the funeral"
2. "her funeral had to pass"

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021

Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.

I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.

by Hail Steven January 7, 2021

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021