Prehaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"
Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "fleckin" which means to strike
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
"John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
"Shirley fucks."
It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the fucking work."
As an adverb
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun
"I don't give a fuck!"
As a part of a word
"Absofuckinglutly!"
or
"Infuckincredible!"
And as almost every word in the sentence
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of fuck
As in these examples describing situations such as
Fraud
"I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay
"Ah fuck it!"
Trouble
"I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression
"Don't fuck with me buddy"
Difficulty
"I don't understand this fucking question"
Inquiry
"Who the fuck was that?"
Disatisfaction
"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Incompetantce
"He's a fuck off"
Dismissal
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech
It will identify the quality of your character immediately
Say it loudly and proudly!
FUCK YOU
In the English language today is the word fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"
Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "fleckin" which means to strike
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
"John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
"Shirley fucks."
It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the fucking work."
As an adverb
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun
"I don't give a fuck!"
As a part of a word
"Absofuckinglutly!"
or
"Infuckincredible!"
And as almost every word in the sentence
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of fuck
As in these examples describing situations such as
Fraud
"I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay
"Ah fuck it!"
Trouble
"I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression
"Don't fuck with me buddy"
Difficulty
"I don't understand this fucking question"
Inquiry
"Who the fuck was that?"
Disatisfaction
"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Incompetantce
"He's a fuck off"
Dismissal
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech
It will identify the quality of your character immediately
Say it loudly and proudly!
FUCK YOU
"John fucked Shirley."
"Shirley fucks."
"John's doing all the fucking work."
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
"I don't give a fuck!"
"Absofuckinglutly!"
"Infuckincredible!"
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
"I got fucked at the used car lot."
"Ah fuck it!"
"I guess I'm really fucked now."
"Don't fuck with me buddy"
"I don't understand this fucking question"
"Who the fuck was that?"
"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
"He's a fuck off"
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"
"FUCK YOU"
"Shirley fucks."
"John's doing all the fucking work."
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
"I don't give a fuck!"
"Absofuckinglutly!"
"Infuckincredible!"
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
"I got fucked at the used car lot."
"Ah fuck it!"
"I guess I'm really fucked now."
"Don't fuck with me buddy"
"I don't understand this fucking question"
"Who the fuck was that?"
"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
"He's a fuck off"
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"
"FUCK YOU"
by T-Money Raphael June 11, 2006
To make a mistake that has significant negative consequences on your life. Usually done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
“I got so drunk last night and completely fucked it!”
“Wait a minute, I might have fucked it.”
“You fucked it!”
“Wait a minute, I might have fucked it.”
“You fucked it!”
by Downtownfunkymalone January 02, 2020
Wife: "These men are hijacking this plane Derek."
Terrorist: "This plane is going to America!"
Derek: "Is it by fuck."
Terrorist: "This plane is going to America!"
Derek: "Is it by fuck."
by soyabant February 19, 2007
Here's baby Midoriya in All Might onesie Midoriya to boost your happiness (If you don't think he's adorable I will fucking kill you)
by A bitchy kid November 06, 2020
expression used specifically when one says something with so much emphasis yet a couple split seconds after realizes that there is no way that is realistic therefore, cheerfully realize you went so far and yet find yourself slightly worst than where you started with nothing more to say than...but, fuck.
A-"Are you kidding me, don't we all wish we could fly, in our waking life dude.. but fuck! "
B-"But, fuck heheheh, get it dude, butt-fuck!"
A-"Oh god, you moron!"
B-"But, fuck heheheh, get it dude, butt-fuck!"
A-"Oh god, you moron!"
by justhemiddlename August 03, 2009
1. v. the pleasureful act of population the earth
2. n. the art of procreation
3. n. a pervert, retard, or utter mistake of a human being
4. v. (-ed) to be in utter distress, to have been screwed over
5. v. (with with) to harass or provoke
6. v. (with up) to take a completely hopeless situation and make it that much worse; to do harm to something or someone
7. n. (with off) he who publically demonstrates he is an asshole
8. v. (with off) to demand ones immediate dismissal
9. int. (with holy, Jesus, awww, shit, or oh) to loudly express an overload of emotion
10. v. (with you)to damn one to an everlasting and firey hell
11. adj. (-ing) shows that you really fucking mean it
12. n. (-er) insidious little back stabbing bastard among false friended toilet tussues of human beings
13. n. (with hole) female reproductive pore
14. int. (with what the) expressing utter confusion
2. n. the art of procreation
3. n. a pervert, retard, or utter mistake of a human being
4. v. (-ed) to be in utter distress, to have been screwed over
5. v. (with with) to harass or provoke
6. v. (with up) to take a completely hopeless situation and make it that much worse; to do harm to something or someone
7. n. (with off) he who publically demonstrates he is an asshole
8. v. (with off) to demand ones immediate dismissal
9. int. (with holy, Jesus, awww, shit, or oh) to loudly express an overload of emotion
10. v. (with you)to damn one to an everlasting and firey hell
11. adj. (-ing) shows that you really fucking mean it
12. n. (-er) insidious little back stabbing bastard among false friended toilet tussues of human beings
13. n. (with hole) female reproductive pore
14. int. (with what the) expressing utter confusion
1. Big Johnny never gets to fuck.
2. Every now and then you need a good fuck.
3. Unfortunately we are all surrounded by stupid fucks in SUVs.
4. Wow I'm fucked.
5. Wanna fuck with that dudes pitbull.
6. Way to fuck up douche bag.
7. Hold on for one second while I shut up that fuck off.
8. Fuck off scum bag!
9. Awww fuck, you didn't.
10. Fuck you, wanker.
11. When i get out of this ditch im ganna fucking rip your head off and feed it to my goat.
12. You little fucker get out of my house.
13. Escuse me Tart, I think you know nothing of fuck holes.
14. What the fuck was that shit about.
2. Every now and then you need a good fuck.
3. Unfortunately we are all surrounded by stupid fucks in SUVs.
4. Wow I'm fucked.
5. Wanna fuck with that dudes pitbull.
6. Way to fuck up douche bag.
7. Hold on for one second while I shut up that fuck off.
8. Fuck off scum bag!
9. Awww fuck, you didn't.
10. Fuck you, wanker.
11. When i get out of this ditch im ganna fucking rip your head off and feed it to my goat.
12. You little fucker get out of my house.
13. Escuse me Tart, I think you know nothing of fuck holes.
14. What the fuck was that shit about.
by riz January 14, 2004