Fuck me hard

The word your mom screamed last night when I blew her back out after fucking her so hard.

" plea.. ple..please I can't I.. I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HARD. I WANT to feel your hard throbbing cock ram into my pussy as I beg you to go faster." Your mom screamed on the verge of creaming.

by Urmomwenthard December 19, 2021

the dog fucked me

The opposite of Fucking the Dog. When you work your ass off and you never seem to get ahead.

Dude, The dog fucked me hardcore today, and i even stayed overtime.

by Sn0tr0cket January 1, 2008

the fuck me harders

an insane band from the stamford, ct ska/screamo underground
there so fucking underground they dont even know who they are sometimes

also see:
jesus christ and the moses humpers
butt plugs and shoulder shrugs

do you have a copy of the new fuck me harders cd? ahh i didnt think so, there so fuckin underground

by Frank February 24, 2005

fuck me pink

rosco #339 gel filter or also known as "Broadway" pink

I'm looking for fuck me pink lighting here, people.

by b@be May 4, 2008

fuck me shoes

stripper shoes.

"Look at those fuck me shoes, they are like 6 inches high1"

by chaar October 5, 2008

fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.

W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!

by Jirka69 October 5, 2017

fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.

by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017