freedom soda

a french variant of italian soda. consists of torani syrup, soda water, ice, and milk.

The "freedom" moniker is used because calling it "french" would be unamerican.

Like the freedom enjoyed by this drink's namesake, Freedom Soda is best made from borrowed talent (ie, stolen ingredients)

A: hey R, did you check otu the cherry vanilla freedom soda?
R: yeah, it was the bomb

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 20, 2010

Freedom Wank

When a relationship is dead & buried, release those feelings of sadness & heart break...
Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!

Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.

Guy 1: Dude, are you o.k? You were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.

Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!

by Fake_SJB October 15, 2010

voiced freedoms

A term used to describe freely expressed thoughts, opinions, and beliefs without fear of retribution. Any of the opinions and beliefs voiced during practicing that right.

We are practicing the right to protect our voiced freedoms.

by The Ferocious Whomper January 4, 2023

freedom from

A person's right to not have something happen to them.

Regulation designed to limit what is legal on the basis of freeing people from slavery

Etymology:
A term coined by Peter Glasser, because this and freedom to would not carry as much baggage as the proper political science terms.

Prohibition was justified as freedom from alcohol

by namerealpseudonym January 16, 2019

Freedom of Tweech

a Fake Social Media legislation that explains that one can tweet whatever he/she wants with no boundaries and openly doesn't care if you read it and get offended, all in 140-characters or less.

"Did you see Matt's tweet about jumping on the Winnipeg Jets bandwagon?"

"He's just using his Freedom of Tweech. That's the whole point of Twitter."

by TheDrake1001 June 20, 2012

freedom writer

A freedom writer is a female of the caucasian decent who is attracted to african decended males.

Ashley : Yeah, I held hands with this thug Tyrone.
Chris : holy fuck you're a freedom writer?!

by Chris Hoppus May 18, 2008

Freedom Bay

The hypothetical bay north of current South Korea, that would be created if the currently North Korea was to be nuked by U.S.A.

The only possible end result of North Korea fucking with AMERICA is Freedom Bay.

by masongr April 12, 2014