fps totem

The art of standing on top of a team mate, in a first person shooter style game, in a corner of the map.

How to FPS Totem:
Remaining in the crouched position for other team mates to take advantage of the same blind spot, by crouch-jumping onto your head in Counter Strike.

by lazyfrog February 24, 2013

fptm

Fair play to me!

Did you see that fine bit of work there? #FPTM!

by ohyeahfptm May 10, 2014

FPWP

Stands for "First Post Worst Post"
Used when the first post on a thread is literally the worst post on the whole thread.
More often than not this is used when the post is a shitpost or a copypasta.
Can also be used in any kind of website which allows for comments/ posts.

The opposite of: FPBP

Thread: "The only logical response to the issue of child sex traffic in Asia"

First comment: "LOGical, LOG, LOG OF SHIT, ANDY SIXX"

Second post: "Fpwp"

by Ray Pyou March 6, 2018

fphuck

When you cant use the four letter F word. Now it's a six letter F word with a silent F.

Sam: I dont want to see or hear that 4 lettered F word
Me: well FPHUCK

by Me111113 September 8, 2019

FPL

Acronym for Fat Person Logic. Use when a fat cunt does something gluttonous or lazy.

Will: (groans audibly) I need a nap
Alex: You've just been asleep for 14 hours.
Will: *falls asleep and dribbles a bit*
Alex: Classic FPL

by buffapacheprime August 5, 2023

F.A.F.P

From A Friend’s perspective. What you say when you are saying something honest to a friend of opposite gender

(Boy talking to Girl) F.A.F.P you are attractive, kind and caring.

by ReallyKeen07 November 11, 2019

fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib

tf did you do to get here?

consider yourself lucky. i dunno HOW you got here, but im proud of you. i guess.

person1: hey i haven't seen you in a while what u wanna do
person2: fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib
person1: wtf
???: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022