stinky flute

Performing felatio on a dude while he is seated on the toilet. As the man deficates, an odor arises from the toilet and the person performing the felatio appears to be playing a stinky flute.
He was so desperate to blow me, he couldnt wait for me to get done shitting. He totally gave me a stinky flute yesterday!
by dnfrohl August 02, 2008
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Cooking the flute

It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy
Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin
by Jay-man Z-dog June 03, 2013
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greasy flute

I went down on chloe last night and she had such a greasy flute i couldnt believe it
by TheresAlwaysABiggerFish January 03, 2018
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Fruit Flute

Peter put his fruit flute through the glory hole and someone polished it off.
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flute horn

When a Flute decides to be a French Horn, but her fellow Flute players won’t let the band director move her to the annoying brass section.
Leah: Riley will stay with us. And be a Flute Horn!
by Pink Fish December 10, 2018
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slute flute

Its a metaphorical flute that can summon common slutes or slores. Usually the process needs an amass of drugs or alcohol and a phone contact list full of slutty girls.
Bro play the slute flute and lets summon some whores for tonight.

dude grab the slute flute so I can get a slore to blow on my skin flute!
by SluteMeifer March 08, 2014
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juice flute

A juice flute is a chooch (vape) but it sounds cooler
James: ay pass the juice flute
Patricia: I got u bro
by jeandavid133 June 13, 2019
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