Clutch Flush

When your toilet flushes itself after appearing to be clogged, coming through in the clutch.

I took a dump last night and tried to flush. The water level rose so I thought I was screwed, but I gave it a second and it clutch flushed.

by RPEarl June 1, 2010

Fanny Flush

Fanny Flush is the act of urinating inside a lady's vagina until she overflows and then pushing your fingers into her vagina causing the urine to spill over and out of her vagina and onto the ground.

(Think of it as putting an ice cube in a full glass of water and the water spilling over onto the table - this is the same kind of thing.)

"I gave her a fanny flush last night."

fanny flush sex urine

by Bartron2291 August 26, 2009

crush and flush

a device used for smoking pot, made out of tin foil. when your done you crush it, and flush it. disposing of any evidence.

We don't have a bowl.
Let's use a crush and flush!
OKAY!

by Raychel O. January 7, 2007

gentleman's flush

the proper act of flushing one's toilet mid-way whilst taking a dump

usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet

especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories

it has nothing to do with poker

after Thanksgiving most people usually forget the Gentleman's Flush and end up clogging their toilets.

by jonathan_cuervo November 28, 2009

Rush to flush

When a group of people rush to the bathroom at the same time during an event. An example can be during halftime of a sporting event, especially the Super Bowl. Another example is the mass use of bathrooms right after lunch hour in offices.

Fan1: Aren't you going to the bathroom? It's halftime.
Fan2: Nah, I'll wait until after the rush to flush.

by pnwtease December 6, 2013

Facebook Flush

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.

I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!

by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010

Efficeincy flush

The act of taking a shit and jerking off into the same bowl of water in a toilet. Usually caused by a combination of boredom and horniness.

Mike forgot his efficeincy flush when he left the bathroom and Erik found it shortly after.

by Zer's mom June 19, 2008