Ass floss

The definition of a thong.

"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"

by Squee3 January 10, 2019

French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.

Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.

by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023

Surprise Floss

When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.

Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”

by forb2 June 19, 2020

moss flossing

When after eating out a girl, there are pubic hairs stuck between your teeth.

Dude this girl made me go down on her and she had a huge bush, I was moss flossing all night.

by megansz January 2, 2009

Salad Floss

To eat an ass that has an abundant amount of hair.

Chris pretended salad flossing Trisha was an accident.

by JC and GT. February 6, 2010

Dance Flossing

The process of going to the mid-section of your dance buddy and start shaking your head vigorously on their body. If possible, put any lace on their clothes in your mouth while doing the "flossing" dance process. Happy flossing!

Dude, I was Dance Flossing on that chick ALLLL night. Probably got some kinda STD from all that dirty flossing. But totally worth it.

by The Dancing Floss! November 10, 2010

Fairy floss

The wrong way to say cotton candy. Used in Australia.

Did you hear that Aussie call cotton candy, Fairy Floss?!

by your_moms_old_lederhosen December 14, 2018