Texas Flood

Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.

Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!

by shakesNC February 14, 2007

Flondling

The pinnacle of floor bonding, bondage, fondling, and sexy clowns. Happens around October of Freshman year.

Ankita "Are you guys flondling eachother?"
Marc: "Oh shit! caught in the act. . ."
Emily: "these drugs are crazy!"
Jesse: "STRIPPING TIME!"

by Freshries October 24, 2011

FLODING

Pronounced flow-ding. When you flirt but in code, so you can do it in front of people but they don’t realise. Secret flirting.

Oh my god, I was floding with James so much at work today!

by Ausley Fly September 12, 2018

Flood

wen ur pants r pullled up above ur ankles wen u r sitting down

my english teacher was flooding like hell wen he sat down

by datdood April 16, 2005

vaginal flood

The flooding of a vagina. Any large ammount of liquid leaking from the vaginal area. A vaginal flood is usually very noticeable. Vaginal floods may lead to a nasty yeast infection.

yeah so i was sitting in class one day and i noticed Martinas vaginal flood, it was nasty.

by j a c o b July 16, 2006

flode

A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.

Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!

by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005

Flood

A person who suffers from serious halitosis, has their own pot of Jew gold, and has the physical deformity of looking like every ugly celebrity and being skinny and fat at the same time with gangly arms and shit nipples. A flood loves to clean, lead scouts through the woods, and fuck witches.

I'd rather be a paki than a Flood

by Erleigh road February 19, 2008