floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

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floating sand

When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.

When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys

by Sillyboys808 March 19, 2023

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floaping

Floaping is the act of floor napping
when you take a floor nap its called a floap.

1- Hey man, I'm pretty tired, I think I'm gonna do some floaping
2- What? What the fuck is floaping?
1- You know, floor napping, floaping
2- That's retarded, kys

by zMiez April 9, 2023

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Basically when Twitter first goes insane cause you typed $PEPE, you think.

So, psychologically, there may be relation here to internal dynamics to the typer, such that it is then you have fulfilled the aforementioned and defined word.

No one will ever know why $PEPE defined this, if it is.

$PEPE: Floating-a-left-P.
Internet: silence

by superstopponthat May 6, 2023

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