flinger

A handjob. based on the flinging motion the person giving the "flinger" makes to get ejaculate off her/his hand. Alternatively, the flinging can take place when the giver of the handjob continues during ejaculation, causing it to be flung all over.

"That chick gives a great flinger!"

by grouchypete February 9, 2009

Nuke the fridge

Quite simply a reference to being absolutely famished. In other words, if there’s something in the fridge that’s yours, or you’re trying to save, you better get that shit now. Every damn thing in there is about to be microwaved and devoured.

3am...wasted...: “Yo, I’m about to nuke the fridge, girl.”
homeowner: “Shit, girl, let me get that leftover Zaxby’s out of the way first.”

by DaddyWolverine March 8, 2021

Poo Flinger

Stupid people, people who are barely evolved beyond poo flinging primates in intelligence.

Look at that poo flinger, what a dumbass.

by Flecker January 23, 2009

Fidget Spinner

This is the true form of cancer.

Oh, you have a Fidget Spinner? KYS .

by 69_xXpoonXx_69 May 20, 2017

fridge poetry

A particularly inspired kind of verse written in colourful magnetic letters. Usually found on a fridge or other electrical white goods found in the kitchen. Usually composed in the early hours of the morning while under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

We got in fit shaced last night and did our best fridge poetry yet.

by Ali_b January 23, 2007

Fridge Squirrel

The annoying person in your office that takes up the majority of space in the communal refrigerator

The fridge squirrel feels the need to take an entire month's food supply into the office environment leaving no room for anyone elses.The fridge squirrel refrigerates everything,including unopened tins of tuna, and also likes to buy in bulk (2 litre soft drinks etc.)

by El Craigo April 15, 2008

Fridge Slammer

A person who opens the fridge door and Puts their Penis in it then slams the fridge door shut, time and time again.

This normally done by someone who wishes a job done so perfectly that it either impossible or totally impracticable,....and the persons sanity is often called into question.

I was fitting a mooring for someones boat and after I laid it on the seabed,he could not see it from his Kitchen window, and I had to move it 2 metres....He such a fridge slammer....

by Dodgynoj November 17, 2009