Feeding the Geese

An excuse for jackin' the beanstalk (see wank) when ones back is turned towards another person.

Jake: Kevin, what are you doing by the computer? What's your arm moving like that for?

Kevin: Oh... um... uhh... I'm just feeding the geese.

Jake: I didn't know geese eat that.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

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Flexing

The act of being better than everyone else for a certain period of time. Can only take place on specific days according to ones work schedule. You are not allowed to flex on anything shorter than a 3 day. If it's a 3 day or longer you can flex but not on the first or last day the first day is to warm up the flex and the last is to cool down after flexing on everyone.

Bro I'm not trying to flex on this two day.

Flexing is secured

It's the middle of a three day, flexing unsecured.

by Aka the original telescope June 30, 2019

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Fleming

One who doesn't understand jokes and forever states the obvious.

"That's the joke, Fleming."

by anonymous9636282 June 17, 2008

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Feeding the Birds

When three or more women lay side by side facing the same direction on a bed with their heads overhanging the edge. The women will keep their mouths open while the man stands in front of them walking back and forth ejaculating into their mouths. The Dutch version where this orginated substituted urine for the semen.

Dude, I went home with those three chicks last night.
Friend, What happened?
Dude, I spent all night feeding the birds!

by TruChef May 6, 2011

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