fap flap

The name given to the vertical slit or opening at the front of guys' briefs or boxers, which allows quick access for masturbation ("fapping").

Frequent use of ones fap flap can overstretch the fabric leading to awkward and embarrassing sleeping positions.

by JakobTTx January 28, 2010

flagpoling

Allowing your boner to stand straight up, making it visible to all who are around.

Girl 1: "I think he's into you"
Girl 2: "Why?"
Girl 1: "Because he was flagpoling during your entire conversation."

by Jerry C. August 20, 2011

shit flap

A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.

"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".

by Eliott Remington IV April 13, 2006

florida flagpole

A guy lays down with a full erection. The partner then commences to sit on said erection, rip off her shirt, and wave it around like a flag in a strong thunderstorm

My woman and I did a Florida flagpole last night, funny thing is, we were actually outside in a strong thunderstorm.

by Rpveeham July 25, 2014

flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

Toledo Mud Flap

A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.

David has given the Toledo Mud Flap to a fat girl this week.

by Dirty Rugger July 11, 2009

flap tap

like a sack tap for girls. boys hit each others balls, girls hit each others flaps.

"carla was pissing me off, so i gave her a flap tap"

by johngerr8 September 6, 2009